In retrospect, the nightmare that woke me up this morning is pretty hilarious. I dreamed that my "dream job" that I've been waiting on invites me back for another interview. I have lost my interviewing clothes, and am asked to give a spontaneous chalk talk in front of the department AND the other candidate. Afterwards, they talk about me openly and in front of me as if I am not there. I am told to leave the room and that I did not get the position due to a passing remark that I made about Canada. "We take Canada very seriously around here" says the search chair gravely.
Anyone else have some good ones?